And as charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash. — dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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artaline

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

dannydanuselessstuff

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

Source: artaline