And as charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash. — m4ge: i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin...

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i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream