And as charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash. — straight boy problem #175

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
samwisegamgeeee

straight boy problem #175

thebootydiaries

when ur homie breathe thru his mouth and u gotta stop breathing because u don’t wanna inhale guy air bc ur straight and also ur muscles are huge

rubihube

That moment when straight people don’t actually act like that

thecrystalfems

I hate people like OP. Posts like these are tremendously unfunny

littketm

That was probably one the least funniest jokes I’ve ever read…

thebootydiaries

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