And as charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash. — ass-tronomer: i work at mcdonalds and one time i...

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i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off

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