And as charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash. — straight boy problem #217

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straight boy problem #217

thebootydiaries

when ur Bro Friend™ offers u food with his bare hands without wearing Man Gloves™ and u can’t eat it cause now it has his bro particles on it and u can’t eat bro particles bc ur straight 

i-cold-i

Not really

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nice try

missxmisanthropist

I’m a chick and I wouldn’t want anyone’s hands on my food, chick or non chick why is this something only guys allegedly do? What? 

thebootydiaries

what the heck is a guy

peyton-smith

Did you seriously just ask what a male is?

thebootydiaries

no i asked what a guy is, i already know what male means i have an account on gmail im not dumb

spray-on

Why do people think this blog is funny ??

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it’s bagelgirl2002@gmail.com

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