My dad frequently opens my mail. Not on purpose but because sometimes he misreads the name on the package/envelope as his own since our names are so similar (Michel, Michelle). Anyways, I gave him a fair warning not to open my packages in case there’s something in there he doesn’t want to see and to keep a better eye out. Like his birthday present or something worse. It kept happening so I went with worse and ordered sex toys online. I went out of my way for this, getting them as gag gifts for friends, actual gifts or something I’d use.
Well I wish I was there when he opened up my package with a giant pink, plug-in the wall, vibrator out. All I got was the aftermath of seeing my opened box in my room and my dad avoiding eye contact for a few days.
He hasn’t opened my mail since.
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