And as charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash. — my favorite jokes

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stonerdykes

my favorite jokes

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  • when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
  • calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
  • trolling beetles fans
astrifeline

  • severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

hickeybickeyboo

  • Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image
  • Everyone is in on a joke
swordofparacelsius

incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)

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it’s so weirdly common to be rude to people who need subtitles or want subtitles as if it’s some kind of nuisance to have subtitles, but honestly? normalize having subtitles on everything. overall it can help people with language barriers who can read better than they can listen to a language, it helps people with comprehension issues, it helps people who have trouble hearing, it helps in general so whatever you’re watching isn’t interrupted by someone asking what someone just said, just put subtitles on! what the hell!

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